So I found this weird folder on my 8gb memory card called “schoolstuck” that i didnt remember putting on there
so i open it up and its a whole bunch of gibberish
maybe its from a weird program or something?
whatever, so i tried to delete them
and it wouldn’t let me delete them
so i open the file back up and i notice the dates
holy shit thats old
and then the next one
how did that
so at this point im confused
so i google the first date
june 9th, 1994
Magnitude 8.2 earthquake in the Amazon jungle in south america
it was also the date of a supposed doomsday
so thats kind of freaky ok
what ever its fine
like sburb or someshit right?
so i google the second date- nothing shows up
i google october 15th which also happens to be my dad’s birthday- nothing interesting
google 2036 however
and you find this fun little thing
about how the internet and computers as we know it will possibly come to an end due to a programming error that cannot be avoided when binary numbers reset themselves causeing planet wide system crashes
and the internet will cease to exist
The counter “runs out” of usable digits, “increments” the sign bit instead, and reports a maximally negative number (continuing to count up, toward zero). This will likely cause problems for users of these systems due to erroneous calculations.
also known as the Year 2038 problem
its speculated that 2038 is the longest possible time
but the crash is bound to happen sooner
OH THATS NOT IT
IN THE YEAR 2036
THE APOPHIS ASTERIOD IS ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH THE EARTH
SO I HAVE THESE WEIRD FILES
ON MY COMPUTER
THAT ARE DATED FOR A TIME EITHER SLIGHTY BEFORE COMPUTERS CRASH
OR SLIGHTLY AFTER COMPUTERS CRASH
THAT ARE IN A WEIRD FILES FORMAT
THAT MY COMPUTER CANT READ
POSSIBLY BECAUSE THE FILE FORMAT DOESN’T EXIST YET
I AM THE THIEF OF TIME AFTER ALL
JUST FUCKING HEAR ME OUT OK
CALL ME INSANE, I DONT EVEN GIVE A SHIT
WHAT IF THIS IS ALL REAL.
WHO WANTS TO PLAY SBURB WITH ME?
count me in
I’m in. Let’s do this.
I’m ready to go.
if this isn’t the best creepypasta (or something) ever
i’m totally in
prince of space go go
…as the ONLY HOPE our country had of getting a gold medal in the Olympics was dashed.
AND IT WAS SUCH A CLOSE MATCH.
WE WERE SO CLOSE.
IT’S JUST LIKE WHAT HAPPENED 4 YEARS AGO.
i know, right
lee cheong wei is something like the only athlete in the country who’s won two medals in a row (both silvers)
i mean like the score was something like 19-20