Toy Story 4: THE ONE WHERE ANDY GREW UP TO BE ANDREW HUSSIE AND DREW MSPA ADVENTURES TO COPE WITH THE LOSS OF HIS CHILDHOOD
Andrew Hussie, everyone!
my favourite person
oh my fucking god
I FUCKING LOVE HUSSIE.
i bet this is where he hides when the fandom is having update withdraw
“But there is one thing you probably WEREN’T counting on, and that thing is magic being REAL. God I hope magic is real…
Please let magic be real, please let magic be real, please let magic be real. I believe that magic is real right now. I believe so hard in its reality that it is becoming slightly less fake before our very eyes. I believe its fakeness was just a lie coughed up from a dark magician’s spurious asshole. I believe in fairies. I believe dragons aren’t bullshit. I believe heartily in the giggles of all the cherubs in heaven and the metric tonnes of special stardust they consume each day to fuel their laughter. I believe with the conviction of a million frothing zealots in the combined pranks of a billion leprechauns strong, and in the tiny erections they get from playing them. But most of all, I believe in YOU, Rufio.
I BELIEVE IN YOU.
Aw fuck who am I kidding magic is fake as shit.”
TIME TO CELEBRATE WITH TEA AND SCONES.
HOW BAD CAN I POSSIBLY BE
ALL THE CUSTOMERS ARE BUYING
AND THE FANDOM’S MULTIPLYING
AND DANTE BASCO IS READING
AND THE FANGIRLS ARE CRYING
WHO CARES IF A FEW KIDS ARE DYING
THIS IS ALL SO GRATIFYING
It was with trembling fingers that Hussie clicked the final button and wrote the final line that made those two little words, “HI DANTE,” appear on his site. He breathed a sigh of relief and sat back in his chair, listening to the speedy palpitations of his heart in the dark silence of his apartment.
Taking another deep breath to steady himself, Hussie got to tweeting. Legitly, and with all other feelings aside, he was really freaking excited about this. And when Andrew Hussie was excited about something, the world deserved to know.
yes yes YES
oh my god
oh fuck yes
*hell fucking yes
HOLY SHIT YES
The seat of my pants is like a magic carpet, and I am singing to you while we swoop over Arabia. You are Jasmine, and you’re smitten as hell.
oh my god hio please stop being so perfect
no hussie never stop
omfg it’s so beautiful
ladies and gentlemen