Schoolstuck

neonshi:

sleepyneko33:

cancerously:

davestridersironicgirlfriend:

So I found this weird folder on my 8gb memory card called “schoolstuck” that i didnt remember putting on there

so i open it up and its a whole bunch of gibberish

maybe its from a weird program or something?

whatever, so i tried to delete them

and it wouldn’t let me delete them

so i open the file back up and i notice the dates

whoa

holy shit thats old 

and then the next one

fucking hell

why

how did that

i-

what

so at this point im confused

so i google the first date

june 9th, 1994

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994_Bolivia_earthquake

Magnitude 8.2 earthquake in the Amazon jungle in south america

it was also the date of a supposed doomsday

so thats kind of freaky ok

what ever its fine

like sburb or someshit right?

so i google the second date- nothing shows up

i google october 15th which also happens to be my dad’s birthday- nothing interesting

google 2036 however

and you find this fun little thing

about how the internet and computers as we know it will possibly come to an end due to a programming error that cannot be avoided when binary numbers reset themselves causeing planet wide system crashes

and the internet will cease to exist

The counter “runs out” of usable digits, “increments” the sign bit instead, and reports a maximally negative number (continuing to count up, toward zero). This will likely cause problems for users of these systems due to erroneous calculations.

also known as the Year 2038 problem

its speculated that 2038 is the longest possible time

but the crash is bound to happen sooner

OH

OH THATS NOT IT

IN THE YEAR 2036

THE APOPHIS ASTERIOD IS ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH THE EARTH

http://asteroidapophis.com/year-2036/

SO I HAVE THESE WEIRD FILES 

ON MY COMPUTER

THAT ARE DATED FOR A TIME EITHER SLIGHTY BEFORE COMPUTERS CRASH

OR SLIGHTLY AFTER COMPUTERS CRASH

THAT ARE IN A WEIRD FILES FORMAT

THAT MY COMPUTER CANT READ

POSSIBLY BECAUSE THE FILE FORMAT DOESN’T EXIST YET

I AM THE THIEF OF TIME AFTER ALL

WHAT IF

JUST FUCKING HEAR ME OUT OK

CALL ME INSANE, I DONT EVEN GIVE A SHIT

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WHAT IF THIS IS ALL REAL.

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WHO WANTS TO PLAY SBURB WITH ME?

omg

count me in

I’m in. Let’s do this.

I’m ready to go.

if this isn’t the best creepypasta (or something) ever

i’m totally in

prince of space go go