zedabbling:

cancerously:

elasticitymudflap:

((seriously someone needs to take my tablet away from me right now))

this person doing these comics is actually my favorite person on this planet

GOD I NEED TO KEEP DOING HOMEWORK BUT

TUMBLR

^^^^^^^^^

oh my god oh my god

we will give you all the tablets op these are fantastic

aronix:

Here’s a combination of me and broski’s headcanon about Jake and Dirk:

So Dirk always thought that Jake was this prissy British kid who stuffed too many crumpets into his mouth and is making all this island stuff up.

That is until Jade sent Jake a webcam for his 13th birthday and they saw each other for the first time. And that’s how it all started.

Dirk: Uh, hi, English.

Jake: Hey Strider! *double pistols and a wink*

In which Dirk immediately closed his webcam and blushed like an anime character.

Later on, Roxy was going all.

Roxy: great to see jake irl istn it

*isst

*isnt

Dirk: Um. Yes, very great.

Roxy: i knwe itttttt

Dirk could not talk to Jake in pesterchum properly for weeks after that.

Eventually it led to “Goddammit English stop trying to send me webcam calls.”

Jake: Roxy tell me honestly.
Am i
ugly?

Roxy: WAAAASHHSHHT
NO
youre a total sudt
*sdtu
*stud
who told you that
ur ugly
im gonna thowr my martini in his fce

And Roxy just went around talking about Jake’s webcam and making everyone awkward, including the AR.

here’s a new one just for tumblr

jake learned his english from all the old books in the mansion’s library

including a copy of colonel sassacre’s

jade tried to keep her library up-to-date but couldn’t bring herself to throw out the old books, which jake finds more interesting anyway. jade has given up sending him recent books for his birthdays.

the problem is living alone on an island jake doesn’t know the correct pronounciation of all those fancy words and he just sort of gallivants around putting stresses in all the wrong places

being jake of course he makes it sound attractive

dirk tried to correct him but couldn’t bring himself to do it after a while because watching jake try to pronounce words while frowning was too adorable

4-1-3:

absconds:

Anne,

You’re like Jack Noir, Stabbing me in the heart

You’ve got it down to an art

Your ships are as big as Nepeta’s shipping wall;

Admirable is the courage to ship them all.

You are in love with Bro and John

like that fanfic in which they get it on

Equius was hurt, shot through the knee,

swelling is my heart like its been stung by a bee

If you decide to leave me like Feferi with Eridan

I’ll just have to change my game plan

I’ll find a way to win you over like Dave and Terezi

and together we will live so happily

Maybe to ask this would be a bit asinine

but Anne, will you be my valentine?

okAY AUTUMN U WIN

This is actually the cutest poem ever fgjflkjhglkfjh ;u; <333

and yes, i’ll be your valentine. //blushu (◡‿◡✿)

Hehehehe I told you I would!!

Yay~

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

fuzzybagels:

alicornmoonstar:

madamsuccubus:

fuzzybagels:

Jonium?

Utonine?

Jotonium?

Josephium?

I wish there was a reason to call it Jellyrum..oh well :\

AHAHA Jellyrum ;u;

homestuck fandom calls their ships PBJ and PepsiCola so i don’t see why you can’t call it Jellyrum :3

tumblebuggie:

this is (not) psychology: Using Real Psychology in Your Writing

for future reference, mayhaps be useful

thisisnotpsychology:

• What Will Your Character Do When Disaster Strikes?
  by Carolyn Kaufman, PsyD
• Characterization and Conflict: Using Psychological Tests to Improve Your Writing
  by Carolyn Kaufman, PsyD
• Gathering Information from Characters: Types of Questions
  by JJ Cooper
• Using Body Language in…