June 2013
sometimes i become really angrily raging asexual and looking at shipping/couple-y stuff just makes me feel really… disoriented and confused and i just wanna scroll past it fast
gomen to everyone who’s tried to show me ship stuff w/out knowing and getting a blah response…
College in Two Weeks
It’s been a hundred years since I made a personal text post, but there is now a topic to be discussed, and it is that college is in two weeks.
I’ve been having a half-year gap and of course I tried to make it as ‘productive’ as possible; being a big part of pretty exciting projects, seeing these projects fizzle out (lol I HOPED they didn’t but they did anyway), starting TWiDI, drawing the equivalent of an average graphic novel (110 pages) in 3 months, learning a few things, planning my CV, knowing what I want to do now for real as I carve a future of amassing a private pool of money and hot guys to swim in.
Now it’s time to open the College Damage Control Kit (tm)
JEAN RAP
MC PETRA
Started out as a joke but uh… :’| An original rap about Jean, written by useless-kun, submitted to ask-jean. RAPPED BY MC PETRA, repRESENT. Original rap can be found here. I had to edit and add a few things for it to fit into the beat. I hope you all like it though. :’|
Out with my squad and we killin’ them titans
Everyone’s fighting, but also we kinda frightened
That goes for me, who’s he? It’s Jean
With the dream that Mikasa’s someday gonna be my queenShe too good for that douchebag Eren
She should leave him, and I call’em as I see’em and
Obviously, uh, he sucks so, uh… you should come to me, babeWhaaaat? There’s a titan, gonna kill it
Me and my home skillet biscuit Marco
He gone now, pretty sad now
Can only ask how since
Your death didn’t really make any sense, broJESUS CHRIST THIS IS AMAZING
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL oMG??
Petra, we are getting married right now.
i can’t get over this
lolyes
i recently found out chinese fandoms call fanfiction 文章 which translates to ‘essay’
this is probably a genius move. imagine. “hey what are you doing this saturday?”
“oh im really busy i have an essay to write” you say as you ponder vaguely over your 3000-word johnlock bondage plans
NO BUT SERIOUSLY
WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE QUETZALCOATLUS?!
I MEAN, JESUS F. CHRIST.
PTERODACTYLS AIN’T SHIT NEXT TO THESE MOTHER FUCKERS. QUETZALCOATLUS FUCKING ATE BABY DINOSAURS FOR BRUNCH.
LITTLE-FOOT, NOOOO!!!
JUST IMAGINE SOMETHING AS TALL AS A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE
SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES AT 80 MILES PER HOUR, AND THEN SWOOPING DOWN AND FUCKING EATING YOUR FACE OFF.
FUCKING QUETZALCOATLUS
sometimes I forget that rulers work with tablets and I get really frustrated with my inability to freehand straight lines
I NEVER
REALIZED
YOU COULD DO THIS
BUT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
omfg for real I thought this was just me?
er, dear artists of Tumblr:
WHY DID THIS NEVER OCCUR TO ME?
by the gods..
Muscle tutorial - translation
From シマカワ. The artist describes the tutorial as a simple guide for drawing naturally muscular men for artists who find the complicated anatomy tutorials used by professionals too difficult.
so my school has a confessions page
and this one just came up
i mean, what? i probably sound creepy but i need to know the whole story and context for this line and everything!
Wait a god a damn minute….
The game is glitching…
The game is glitching…
THE GAME IS GLITCHING!!!!!!!!
LORD ENGLISH CAN ONLY DEFEATED BY USING A GLITCH!!!!!!!!
holy SHIT!!!
bUT THAT MEANS CALIBORN DEFEATED HIMSELF
OH MY GOD THAT STUPID LITTLE ASSHOLE
